Honey, as soon as possible. Typically our t-shirts are manufactured on the day you submit your order. So, you should receive your lovely unique gorgeous t-shirt within 2 or 3 days of ordering. 

Firstly, don’t panic. Take a deep breath, sit down and think of England. Maybe finish that bottle of gin. Chill. We’ll sort it out. If your order hasn’t arrived within 10 days of ordering, email [email protected].

Nope.

Really? I don’t want to be rude, well I don’t mind being a bit rude, but you must have made a mistake. Order another t-shirt without making a mistake, treacle. Or email [email protected].