Honey, as soon as possible. Typically our t-shirts are manufactured on the day you submit your order. So, you should receive your lovely unique gorgeous t-shirt within 2 or 3 days of ordering.
Firstly, don’t panic. Take a deep breath, sit down and think of England. Maybe finish that bottle of gin. Chill. We’ll sort it out. If your order hasn’t arrived within 10 days of ordering, email firstname.lastname@example.org.
Really? I don’t want to be rude, well I don’t mind being a bit rude, but you must have made a mistake. Order another t-shirt without making a mistake, treacle. Or email email@example.com.